HAPPY SCREW YEARS

Holy fuck it's 2011 everyone
Where has the time gone
Remember when Tiger Woods was a cheating fuckheaD? I do.
Please don't mind this, I am very drunk at this point in time.
But do mind it because I'm wishing you all happy near years you cock-er spaniel cunts.
Remember when Justin Beibeer was just a little girl? He still lols huck yukc yuck

I just wanna say sup to all you people who joined DBC. You are all cool and I love you all, even if you are vladimir putin.

I love you DBC, and here's to a new year. I dpn;t get why new year is so popular but fuck it I've had beer, wine, champane, tequila and 12 year old scotch so fuck the world

Oh btw the big lebowski is an amazing movie: MARK IT ZERO lol
You friendly vagina-anDy

I was pretty wasted earlier but then I watched a movie and sobered up. Anyways, HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Fuck I cant sleep at all. Somebody shoot me.

I won't shoot you but i can hand you the shotgun. lol jk... HAPPY NEW YEAR DBC!

Happy New Years everyone. 2010 was kinda lousy for me and many of my friends, so I've got everything crossed that 2011 is going to rock most sincerely.

Andy that post epically made me smile - I love a drunken ramble

Happy new year everyone. I was wayyy to drunk on new years Eve and stayed that way until around 3 pm the next day. Oops. Blackouts are never a good thing.

I was supposed to get laid on new years but mixing Jagermeister, Tequila,Vodka, Beer and champagne, makes me one angry mexican lmao