Welcome to the alter ego bar!
In this thread, you post a picture of who you are posting as, and you talk about your day (or something that happened lately) or a random event, or as if you are at a bar. You post as your character. They can be real or fictitious, but reasonably one that is easily recognizable in look and style.
You're allowed to use the same alter ego a few times if necessary (such as replying to comments about your previous posts) but try to change it up as much as you can.
I'll give you guys a bit of an example.
Yesterday I had to write an exam for the educational hierarchy. I thought to myself "what purpose do they have knowing how much I can memorize the night before?"
You see, I... WAITER I'm waitin' on that fuckin beer, man!
You see, if anything I know that memorizing absolute nonsense that a professor believes shows that you are a good parrot but are you suitable for the system of the world? Do you really know what you are doing, or are you just a replicate cog of the clockwork system?
So I beg... This beer is warm. God damnit.
So I began writing this exam thinking "Jesus god all mighty, nobody should be forced to do this!" And that's when the adrinocrome kicked in. Suddenly the words were smudging together and all I could think was "god damnit you lot! Disassemble so I can write this fucking thing!" Then I realized I was talking out loud. I looked at my paper so no one could notice. Fuckin pigs.
I felt like I was burning alive. I couldn't write. Not with those fucking eels swimming around. Any second now and they would have spotted me. Last thing I need during an exam is this.
I finished as quickly as I could and I got the hell out of there. God damnit, why is my beer cold?
In this thread, you post a picture of who you are posting as, and you talk about your day (or something that happened lately) or a random event, or as if you are at a bar. You post as your character. They can be real or fictitious, but reasonably one that is easily recognizable in look and style.
You're allowed to use the same alter ego a few times if necessary (such as replying to comments about your previous posts) but try to change it up as much as you can.
I'll give you guys a bit of an example.
Yesterday I had to write an exam for the educational hierarchy. I thought to myself "what purpose do they have knowing how much I can memorize the night before?"
You see, I... WAITER I'm waitin' on that fuckin beer, man!
You see, if anything I know that memorizing absolute nonsense that a professor believes shows that you are a good parrot but are you suitable for the system of the world? Do you really know what you are doing, or are you just a replicate cog of the clockwork system?
So I beg... This beer is warm. God damnit.
So I began writing this exam thinking "Jesus god all mighty, nobody should be forced to do this!" And that's when the adrinocrome kicked in. Suddenly the words were smudging together and all I could think was "god damnit you lot! Disassemble so I can write this fucking thing!" Then I realized I was talking out loud. I looked at my paper so no one could notice. Fuckin pigs.
I felt like I was burning alive. I couldn't write. Not with those fucking eels swimming around. Any second now and they would have spotted me. Last thing I need during an exam is this.
I finished as quickly as I could and I got the hell out of there. God damnit, why is my beer cold?
