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Did I really just say that about my child? Do I really think she's going to be fucked up just because she didn't get preschool? God, talk about worst father of the year award; way to go Jacoby. I sighed, hanging my head as I walked into my office and shut the door. I'd have slammed it, but the nursery and Eliza's rooms are just to my right, so I'd be waking up both children and I don't want to do that. Eliza was hard to get to bed tonight, and now that she's sleeping, I don't want to wake her up.
I heard Jimmy's office door shut and knew I was going to have a lot of apologizing to do. I can't believe I basically insulted my daughter like that! What was I thinking? It's just that I know how much preschool did for me and for friend's kids and I want that for my daughter. I think she needs the social aspect of preschool and if we stick with one, we'll find one that can handle how advanced she is. I just don't get Jimmy's refusal to put this child in preschool. Okay, so she threw a fit today, but we can't give in, because then she'll throw a fit every time she wants to get her way about something.
“I quit,” I muttered to Hamlet and Ophelia who were curled on my couch. I threw myself into the green swivel rocker I have in my room and reclined it, putting my feet on the unattached ottoman that matched it. Ophelia curled into my lap and I lightly stroked her fur. “I just quit. Eliza frowns and Jimmy drops everything to give her her way.”
I shook my head, gently rocking myself and the cat. I've noticed that Ma and Pa are in Jimmy's office more of late, whereas my cats are more in my office. They get along just fine, but it seems that have their preference for their owners. It doesn't matter, really, considering that all four tend to sleep between us in bed. That's a strange thing to roll over in the night, hear a squawk and then find a cat bolting out of the covers.
“What are we going to do?”
“Well, she's enrolled until summer, so she'll have to keep going,” Jimmy said, startling me. Ophelia squeed a bit at me, shifting her position a bit before settling into sleep. “I mean, we can't pull her out now. But after this, she's done.”
“I disagree. This is good for her, Jimmy, and we can't give in to her every time she squawks,” I told him, as he sat down on the love seat I also managed to cram in here. “I realize she's turning into an increasingly introverted child, but we can't let out of everything just because she hates it.”
“Look, I'm going on experiences my mom had here. I talked to her about this one night and she said I would do the exact same thing: pitch a fit when it was time to go school and then get into nothing but trouble while I was there. Besides the fit she threw today, she also hit another child, got in time out for that and twice more for being loud and shouting out of line. She also argued with another student over sharing something, and in short, the teachers all looked extremely pleased to see her leaving tonight. Now, do you really want that kind of child?”
“So what do you suggest we do if she's not in school?”
“Well, we already do preschool with her here to home,” he pointed out and I couldn't really deny that. “So we just keep doing what we're doing. She's most likely not going to be a social butterfly, Jacoby, as much as you want her to be.”
I glared at Jimmy for that comment. “You think I'm trying to turn her into a social butterfly? Excuse me, but what in the world gave you that idea?”
“Well, every time we talk about this, you keep going on and on about the social benefits of preschool, something I disagree with. When we're at the park, you keep telling her she has to play with the other kids, same at the pool, the library, etc. You never let her make that decision for herself.”
“I don't give a shit if she's social or not. I just want her around other kids her age because it's good for her! Otherwise, she's going to be raised mostly around adults, considering she doesn't see Edgar's kids much. Frankly she gets on better with Hank than she does the kids.”
“And that's my point. She's comfortable around adults. Have you ever noticed that when we go places, she's well behaved? I know that's some of our doing, but it's also because she's more comfortable in situations where she's the only kid. That's what she likes.”
“How do you know? Has she come up to you and clearly stated 'I'd rather be around adults and I hate other kids'? I've never heard her say that. I suspect it's what you want for her instead.”
The look on his face suggested he was a bit more than offended at that. Hamlet and Ophelia roused from their sleep the watch the exchange and I really hoped we wouldn't wake up the kids. I did not need two crabby children on my hands right now.
“I really do. Ever since she was born you went on and on and about this and that aren't requirements until this age or that, and how preschool is optional, and kindergarten is optional and on and on. Are you going to quit your job and homeschool her? That will really do her no favors, Jimmy, trust me. I know homeschooled kids and while they're very bright they are some of the most socially awkward people I've ever seen. I don't care if she's a loner or an introvert, but I won't have her socially awkward.”
“I don't want that, either, Jacoby. I can't believe you think I'm trying to steer her to some sort of plan I have! How could you even think of accusing me of that? I want what's best for her and it's clear to me that preschool is not best for her. I'm sorry, but when a program like Creighton, which is supposed to be best in the state with all children, can't handle her, I'm not inclined to send her back. If she's still unhappy at the end of the week, I'm pulling her out.”
“When did she become just your daughter, Jimmy? Last I checked, she was OUR daughter and we both made decisions about her education. So what are you doing at the end of the week? Talking to me about this again?”
“No, because you can't see how unhappy your daughter is, Jacoby. If you recall, we were almost on the hook for a broken arm,” he reminded me, though there was no need. I wasn't going to forget that stunt in quite a while. “If she hadn't been expelled, we'd have been able to pile on one more hospital bill. I don't think she's quite cut out for this preschool gig, really. I can't have my child unhappy, Jacoby. I know that she's going to be unhappy plenty of times in her life, but this is one time I can make a difference. When the time comes for kindergarten, we'll try again. But she's not actually required to attend school until the age of six.”
“You keep reminding me of that. Are you going to keep her home another two years? Because that seems foolish to me. I had intended for both children to, eventually, do daycare together. I know that Hank is happy to babysit right now, but let's face it: he isn't going to be around forever. What are you going to do when he can't babysit? Hope that some other neighbor has the energy to run after our children?”
He stood up, anger written clearly across his face. I stood with him, trying to keep things as even as possible. I could see that he was trying to gather his thoughts so he'd say something intelligible, but he wasn't sure how to phrase it.
“You know what, Jacoby? You're a great dad, you really are. You do your best with what we've got and you make sure our girls have what they need. But you really need to get your head out of your ass when it comes to Eliza and school. You were accusing me of having some sort of plan for her, but really, I think it's you that has the plan for her. You can deny it all you like, but you've decided what she needs and damn anyone that tries to tell you otherwise. I know you have the day off tomorrow and you can have fun taking her to school, too. She has to be there by nine and you can then verify what the teacher told me.”
With that, he stormed out, quietly closing the door behind him. It wasn't long after I heard the bedroom door close, and with a glance at the clock saw that it was 2230 and he was probably going to head to bed. He works Monday through Thursday, but he still has to leave in plenty of time to get to work by 0900. Why he can't take Eliza is beyond me; I didn't plan to go into Omaha tomorrow and he's just going to pick her up anyway! But to make him happy, I'll take her and prove that he's the only one having a problem with her, because she knows she's going to get a response out of him.
***
“I don't wanna go to school!”
Good grief, we're not even out the door yet and she's already howling. Jimmy went ahead of us, but I know I saw a smirk on his face. He said something about a meeting so he had to go in early; I don't buy that, but whatever. I think it was just his way of getting out of dealing with our daughter.
“Eliza, everyone has to go to school,” I explained, attempting to get her into her coat and hat. Temperatures were in the single digits this morning, and I'd already asked Jimmy to start my truck. “All big girls go to school.”
“I pee'd!” she exclaimed and sure enough, she'd wet her pants. I shook my head; she has finally gained good control of her bladder, so this must've been on purpose. “Daddy, it's hot!”
I resisted the urge to roll my eyes, as I hauled her upstairs and got her changed. I sat her on the potty just in case, and told her to stay there as I went back to clean up the puddle. I know this kid went potty before it was time to leave, so I have no idea how she was able to wet her pants so quickly. Either way, I cleaned up the mess, then returned upstairs, only to find she'd left the bathroom.
“Liza?” I called, looking at Hank, who was in the nursery with Priscilla. He pointed to my daughter's room and I nodded, thanking him. “Come on, honey, it's time to get dressed.”
“NO!” she screamed, and ran out of her room in nothing but a t-shirt, while I grabbed jeans and underwear for her. “I don't wanna go!”
I threw the clothes to the floor in anger, noting that if we didn't leave in the next 10 minutes, we were going to be late.
“Eliza Eleanor Shaddix you get in this room right this instance! If you don't, you'll go into a very long time out!” I shouted, at my wit's end.
“No!” she screamed, but came barreling into the room anyway. “I don't wanna go!”
I managed to dress her, despite her kicking her feet and almost nailing me a couple of times in the head. Once her socks were on, I picked her up and hauled her downstairs, silently putting her coat on her, then her boots, hat, and finally mitties. I thrust her bag at her, ignoring the tears running down her face, as we walked outside and to my truck. I didn't give her a chance to bulk, I just lifted her into her car seat and buckled her in, then got into the driver's seat.
“I pooped!” she exclaimed, and let me tell you, she can't fake that. She was still crying and I slowly banged my head on the steering wheel. Luckily, her bag has everything I need to deal with this here in the truck and I unceremoniously undressed her and changed her in the backseat. “I don't wanna go!”
“I got that already!” I shouted and she jumped, unaccustomed to my being angry with her. “Now, get in your seat and be quiet.”
Not surprisingly, I didn't hear another peep out of her until I pulled up to the preschool, half an hour later. I got her out, making sure we had her backpack, then took her inside. I was greeted by two women, who introduced themselves as Miss Abby and Miss Annie. When introductions were over, I told Eliza to go with Miss Abby and we started over again.
“Child!” I shouted, as she attached herself to my leg, screaming and crying. She doesn't have serious asthma, but even I can hear the wheezing from all the crying. “Go with your teacher!”
“NO! I don't wanna go to school! I wanna go with you!”
I shook my head, attempting to pry my daughter off me, but it wasn't working. No doubt, this is what Jimmy had to go through yesterday and I have a feeling this is going to be an ongoing problem. Her teachers were doing their best to help, but nothing would seem to pacify my child. I made up my mind on the spot, then, and reached down to whisper in Eliza's ear. She nodded, and went with Miss Abby, who looked relieved.
“Miss Annie,” I said, when the pair was out of ear shot. “My husband tells me you don't recommend preschool for Eliza.”
“I do not. I understand your reasoning, but most children don't thrive in preschool when they are as ahead as Eliza. She's a very bright girl, but I think it's wiser to wait until kindergarten for her,” she said, and I nodded, heaving a resigned sigh. “We did our very best with her yesterday, sir, but she cried the entire day and was quite naughty. We implemented a starter program for her, but she resisted us at every interval.”
I nodded. “I'll just take her home, then. I appreciate the effort.”
The teacher nodded and I signed the papers to unenroll my daughter from preschool. I give up.
Did I really just say that about my child? Do I really think she's going to be fucked up just because she didn't get preschool? God, talk about worst father of the year award; way to go Jacoby. I sighed, hanging my head as I walked into my office and shut the door. I'd have slammed it, but the nursery and Eliza's rooms are just to my right, so I'd be waking up both children and I don't want to do that. Eliza was hard to get to bed tonight, and now that she's sleeping, I don't want to wake her up.
I heard Jimmy's office door shut and knew I was going to have a lot of apologizing to do. I can't believe I basically insulted my daughter like that! What was I thinking? It's just that I know how much preschool did for me and for friend's kids and I want that for my daughter. I think she needs the social aspect of preschool and if we stick with one, we'll find one that can handle how advanced she is. I just don't get Jimmy's refusal to put this child in preschool. Okay, so she threw a fit today, but we can't give in, because then she'll throw a fit every time she wants to get her way about something.
“I quit,” I muttered to Hamlet and Ophelia who were curled on my couch. I threw myself into the green swivel rocker I have in my room and reclined it, putting my feet on the unattached ottoman that matched it. Ophelia curled into my lap and I lightly stroked her fur. “I just quit. Eliza frowns and Jimmy drops everything to give her her way.”
I shook my head, gently rocking myself and the cat. I've noticed that Ma and Pa are in Jimmy's office more of late, whereas my cats are more in my office. They get along just fine, but it seems that have their preference for their owners. It doesn't matter, really, considering that all four tend to sleep between us in bed. That's a strange thing to roll over in the night, hear a squawk and then find a cat bolting out of the covers.
“What are we going to do?”
“Well, she's enrolled until summer, so she'll have to keep going,” Jimmy said, startling me. Ophelia squeed a bit at me, shifting her position a bit before settling into sleep. “I mean, we can't pull her out now. But after this, she's done.”
“I disagree. This is good for her, Jimmy, and we can't give in to her every time she squawks,” I told him, as he sat down on the love seat I also managed to cram in here. “I realize she's turning into an increasingly introverted child, but we can't let out of everything just because she hates it.”
“Look, I'm going on experiences my mom had here. I talked to her about this one night and she said I would do the exact same thing: pitch a fit when it was time to go school and then get into nothing but trouble while I was there. Besides the fit she threw today, she also hit another child, got in time out for that and twice more for being loud and shouting out of line. She also argued with another student over sharing something, and in short, the teachers all looked extremely pleased to see her leaving tonight. Now, do you really want that kind of child?”
“So what do you suggest we do if she's not in school?”
“Well, we already do preschool with her here to home,” he pointed out and I couldn't really deny that. “So we just keep doing what we're doing. She's most likely not going to be a social butterfly, Jacoby, as much as you want her to be.”
I glared at Jimmy for that comment. “You think I'm trying to turn her into a social butterfly? Excuse me, but what in the world gave you that idea?”
“Well, every time we talk about this, you keep going on and on about the social benefits of preschool, something I disagree with. When we're at the park, you keep telling her she has to play with the other kids, same at the pool, the library, etc. You never let her make that decision for herself.”
“I don't give a shit if she's social or not. I just want her around other kids her age because it's good for her! Otherwise, she's going to be raised mostly around adults, considering she doesn't see Edgar's kids much. Frankly she gets on better with Hank than she does the kids.”
“And that's my point. She's comfortable around adults. Have you ever noticed that when we go places, she's well behaved? I know that's some of our doing, but it's also because she's more comfortable in situations where she's the only kid. That's what she likes.”
“How do you know? Has she come up to you and clearly stated 'I'd rather be around adults and I hate other kids'? I've never heard her say that. I suspect it's what you want for her instead.”
The look on his face suggested he was a bit more than offended at that. Hamlet and Ophelia roused from their sleep the watch the exchange and I really hoped we wouldn't wake up the kids. I did not need two crabby children on my hands right now.
“I really do. Ever since she was born you went on and on and about this and that aren't requirements until this age or that, and how preschool is optional, and kindergarten is optional and on and on. Are you going to quit your job and homeschool her? That will really do her no favors, Jimmy, trust me. I know homeschooled kids and while they're very bright they are some of the most socially awkward people I've ever seen. I don't care if she's a loner or an introvert, but I won't have her socially awkward.”
“I don't want that, either, Jacoby. I can't believe you think I'm trying to steer her to some sort of plan I have! How could you even think of accusing me of that? I want what's best for her and it's clear to me that preschool is not best for her. I'm sorry, but when a program like Creighton, which is supposed to be best in the state with all children, can't handle her, I'm not inclined to send her back. If she's still unhappy at the end of the week, I'm pulling her out.”
“When did she become just your daughter, Jimmy? Last I checked, she was OUR daughter and we both made decisions about her education. So what are you doing at the end of the week? Talking to me about this again?”
“No, because you can't see how unhappy your daughter is, Jacoby. If you recall, we were almost on the hook for a broken arm,” he reminded me, though there was no need. I wasn't going to forget that stunt in quite a while. “If she hadn't been expelled, we'd have been able to pile on one more hospital bill. I don't think she's quite cut out for this preschool gig, really. I can't have my child unhappy, Jacoby. I know that she's going to be unhappy plenty of times in her life, but this is one time I can make a difference. When the time comes for kindergarten, we'll try again. But she's not actually required to attend school until the age of six.”
“You keep reminding me of that. Are you going to keep her home another two years? Because that seems foolish to me. I had intended for both children to, eventually, do daycare together. I know that Hank is happy to babysit right now, but let's face it: he isn't going to be around forever. What are you going to do when he can't babysit? Hope that some other neighbor has the energy to run after our children?”
He stood up, anger written clearly across his face. I stood with him, trying to keep things as even as possible. I could see that he was trying to gather his thoughts so he'd say something intelligible, but he wasn't sure how to phrase it.
“You know what, Jacoby? You're a great dad, you really are. You do your best with what we've got and you make sure our girls have what they need. But you really need to get your head out of your ass when it comes to Eliza and school. You were accusing me of having some sort of plan for her, but really, I think it's you that has the plan for her. You can deny it all you like, but you've decided what she needs and damn anyone that tries to tell you otherwise. I know you have the day off tomorrow and you can have fun taking her to school, too. She has to be there by nine and you can then verify what the teacher told me.”
With that, he stormed out, quietly closing the door behind him. It wasn't long after I heard the bedroom door close, and with a glance at the clock saw that it was 2230 and he was probably going to head to bed. He works Monday through Thursday, but he still has to leave in plenty of time to get to work by 0900. Why he can't take Eliza is beyond me; I didn't plan to go into Omaha tomorrow and he's just going to pick her up anyway! But to make him happy, I'll take her and prove that he's the only one having a problem with her, because she knows she's going to get a response out of him.
***
“I don't wanna go to school!”
Good grief, we're not even out the door yet and she's already howling. Jimmy went ahead of us, but I know I saw a smirk on his face. He said something about a meeting so he had to go in early; I don't buy that, but whatever. I think it was just his way of getting out of dealing with our daughter.
“Eliza, everyone has to go to school,” I explained, attempting to get her into her coat and hat. Temperatures were in the single digits this morning, and I'd already asked Jimmy to start my truck. “All big girls go to school.”
“I pee'd!” she exclaimed and sure enough, she'd wet her pants. I shook my head; she has finally gained good control of her bladder, so this must've been on purpose. “Daddy, it's hot!”
I resisted the urge to roll my eyes, as I hauled her upstairs and got her changed. I sat her on the potty just in case, and told her to stay there as I went back to clean up the puddle. I know this kid went potty before it was time to leave, so I have no idea how she was able to wet her pants so quickly. Either way, I cleaned up the mess, then returned upstairs, only to find she'd left the bathroom.
“Liza?” I called, looking at Hank, who was in the nursery with Priscilla. He pointed to my daughter's room and I nodded, thanking him. “Come on, honey, it's time to get dressed.”
“NO!” she screamed, and ran out of her room in nothing but a t-shirt, while I grabbed jeans and underwear for her. “I don't wanna go!”
I threw the clothes to the floor in anger, noting that if we didn't leave in the next 10 minutes, we were going to be late.
“Eliza Eleanor Shaddix you get in this room right this instance! If you don't, you'll go into a very long time out!” I shouted, at my wit's end.
“No!” she screamed, but came barreling into the room anyway. “I don't wanna go!”
I managed to dress her, despite her kicking her feet and almost nailing me a couple of times in the head. Once her socks were on, I picked her up and hauled her downstairs, silently putting her coat on her, then her boots, hat, and finally mitties. I thrust her bag at her, ignoring the tears running down her face, as we walked outside and to my truck. I didn't give her a chance to bulk, I just lifted her into her car seat and buckled her in, then got into the driver's seat.
“I pooped!” she exclaimed, and let me tell you, she can't fake that. She was still crying and I slowly banged my head on the steering wheel. Luckily, her bag has everything I need to deal with this here in the truck and I unceremoniously undressed her and changed her in the backseat. “I don't wanna go!”
“I got that already!” I shouted and she jumped, unaccustomed to my being angry with her. “Now, get in your seat and be quiet.”
Not surprisingly, I didn't hear another peep out of her until I pulled up to the preschool, half an hour later. I got her out, making sure we had her backpack, then took her inside. I was greeted by two women, who introduced themselves as Miss Abby and Miss Annie. When introductions were over, I told Eliza to go with Miss Abby and we started over again.
“Child!” I shouted, as she attached herself to my leg, screaming and crying. She doesn't have serious asthma, but even I can hear the wheezing from all the crying. “Go with your teacher!”
“NO! I don't wanna go to school! I wanna go with you!”
I shook my head, attempting to pry my daughter off me, but it wasn't working. No doubt, this is what Jimmy had to go through yesterday and I have a feeling this is going to be an ongoing problem. Her teachers were doing their best to help, but nothing would seem to pacify my child. I made up my mind on the spot, then, and reached down to whisper in Eliza's ear. She nodded, and went with Miss Abby, who looked relieved.
“Miss Annie,” I said, when the pair was out of ear shot. “My husband tells me you don't recommend preschool for Eliza.”
“I do not. I understand your reasoning, but most children don't thrive in preschool when they are as ahead as Eliza. She's a very bright girl, but I think it's wiser to wait until kindergarten for her,” she said, and I nodded, heaving a resigned sigh. “We did our very best with her yesterday, sir, but she cried the entire day and was quite naughty. We implemented a starter program for her, but she resisted us at every interval.”
I nodded. “I'll just take her home, then. I appreciate the effort.”
The teacher nodded and I signed the papers to unenroll my daughter from preschool. I give up.