RAP BATTLE THREAD!

This thread is for anyone who wants to battle rap. I'll start it.

Dear Andy where the fuck have you been
Used to post a lot now Your post count is looking thin
I know you have been busy going to school
But everyone here is missing you, fool.

:-)

On Andy's behalf cos he's stuck in class,
I'm posting this rhyme since he don't got the time.

Justin a push pin a thorn in my side
call me bear jew cuz you must oblige
force me to come back cuz Im knockin the books
my knowledge jabbin the floor and knockin the hooks
I reel them in like Im a film strip flowin
Ill knock them harder than a big dick growin
Rollin you stoned like an old Mick blowin
In the wind like Dylan, Im tellin and showing

Facebook challenge, a movie a day
Don't tell me you only got time for essays
I know your busy but come on dude
I feel like your giving us a big F U
We miss your reviews of music and flicks
"I just saw black swan that movie was sick"
I want you back here, you r co owner
Just please don't ask me to do anything with ur boner
So what's it gonna take to get you back
Cause a DBC without you is pretty wack

Yo... Yo...
Uhuh Uhuh...
I'm kickin' it oldskool cuz it looks like y'all is doin'
and don't get me wrong, i think this board is bumpin'
I don't mean to offend but all this shizz is whack.
Hey! Will Smith called..

He wants his rhymes back...

rrevenge wrote:Yo... Yo...
Uhuh Uhuh...
I'm kickin' it oldskool cuz it looks like y'all is doin'
and don't get me wrong, i think this board is bumpin'
I don't mean to offend but all this shizz is whack.
Hey! Will Smith called..

He wants his rhymes back...

Doom and bumpin don't rhyme. Lol

i said doin' like doing and I'm at work lol is hard to flow

rrevenge wrote:i said doin' like doing and I'm at work lol is hard to flow

I midtyped. Still doin and bumpin do not rhyme.

Justin wrote:Facebook challenge, a movie a day
Don't tell me you only got time for essays
I know your busy but come on dude
I feel like your giving us a big F U
We miss your reviews of music and flicks
"I just saw black swan that movie was sick"
I want you back here, you r co owner
Just please don't ask me to do anything with ur boner
So what's it gonna take to get you back
Cause a DBC without you is pretty wack

DBC without me, you call it a whack off
Something that's done alone, now please cough
Turn your head to the side as I pull rap's balls
and cause the voice of reason to severely fall
I do quick challenges on face book in class
Just like this quick challenge youre down on your ass
Now if you excuse me this challenge is through
I love DBC and all but I gots essays to do =[

hold up man, this challenge ain't through
I'm about to make you cry, Boo hoo
You think you got me, put me in my place?
bullshit man, I'm still on pace
Im so tight they call me the white dr. dre
you my friend they just call a flaming gay
I got smooth rhymes that are so sweet
all you got is rhymes that stink like feet
you say you knocked me down on my ass
after i'm done with you chump, we'll be holding mass
a funeral in your honor to say goodbye
cause my lyrics hit you like a drive-by
the ammo is words that I spit
hit you in the chest, made your heart quit
So now this challenge is done
If you want more then come and get some

Justin wrote:hold up man, this challenge ain't through
I'm about to make you cry, Boo hoo
You think you got me, put me in my place?
bullshit man, I'm still on pace
Im so tight they call me the white dr. dre
you my friend they just call a flaming gay
I got smooth rhymes that are so sweet
all you got is rhymes that stink like feet
you say you knocked me down on my ass
after i'm done with you chump, we'll be holding mass
a funeral in your honor to say goodbye
cause my lyrics hit you like a drive-by
the ammo is words that I spit
hit you in the chest, made your heart quit
So now this challenge is done
If you want more then come and get some

At least at my funeral you give me an honor
Cuz at your funeral, all you'll have is the coroner
Zip up the bag and shut out from the world
Kind of like your jeans shuts your pecker out from girls
If I'm a flaming gay that means I'm on fire
and the fact that I'm happy means I'm inspired
Ill turn the tables around like a revolving diner
and make you look twice 'till you've got a pair of shiners
You can't touch me, can't even come near Mr. Hughes
I'll rattle your scar face 'till you can't refuse
White dre? Man you're funny, like a clown I am amused
These four lines were more gangsta than yours could ever spew
Dispute with the greatest and you'll be knocked on your ass
Come chase me some more when you know you're dead last
Departed position, you never even left the gate
I'll look forward to your lyrics when you finally begin the race.

wow man, your rhymes are cute
this time I'm gonna leave you mute
you keep talking about knocking me on my ass
Dude quit joking, your making me laugh
when I said you were gay, you took it all wrong
I meant that you liked guys in thongs
don't try and twist my words, ill twist ur neck
make you look like u were in a bad wreck
mess with me ill make you look like a fool
close your mouth son, your starting to drool
quitters never win, winners never quit
but I'm like chris benoit, I'll make u submit
lethal with my rhymes, Im as cold as ice
next time I rhyme i'm not being nice
so this is finished, you've had your fun
the race is over, you've been outrun

Justin wrote:wow man, your rhymes are cute
this time I'm gonna leave you mute
you keep talking about knocking me on my ass
Dude quit joking, your making me laugh
when I said you were gay, you took it all wrong
I meant that you liked guys in thongs
don't try and twist my words, ill twist ur neck
make you look like u were in a bad wreck
mess with me ill make you look like a fool
close your mouth son, your starting to drool
quitters never win, winners never quit
but I'm like chris benoit, I'll make u submit
lethal with my rhymes, Im as cold as ice
next time I rhyme i'm not being nice
so this is finished, you've had your fun
the race is over, you've been outrun

Chris Benoit? didn't he quit after it all?
He ended his own game after an infamous fall
And you talk about me liking men in g strings?
I don't have to explain any further: you like wrestling
Wrestling is fake, like your lines, they're cheap rhymes
You can't be a Sheppard when your sheep's blind
I'm the mute one? I seek out mute pricks like you
Call this Holly Hunter: You'll crash like a bike,-
Too tired to put up with your streamers and fancy basket
when I'm revving my farrai, you're busy tryna mask shit
a vendetta against anybody who calls me out like a child
You'll go back screaming to your house like your mom's Wilde
Some like it hot and others can't handle it
These times be dark ages when everything is candle lit
Resorting to an electronic thesaurus? Bitch please
you're stumblin on flat ground when I rock the trapeze

If you wanna keep going, I can go foREVer
R.I.P. Rev, I miss you more then ever
You say you seek pricks out , I knew it was true
Uganda Called, said u "eat da poo poo"
The words you spit out is some decent game
But the lyrics I say put yours to shame
What I say is funny and clever 
The last time you had a good rhyme was never
So u attack me for what I like
At least I use a seat when I sit on a bike
A gay joke again, sorry, don't mean to be rude
It's just funny battle rapping a homo like you
Im so bad, u can Call me mike Vick
I won't kill ur dog but my rhymes are just as sick
As they hit ur ears you lose your breath
Feel like ur drowning to ur untimely death
Gasping for your air you lie face down
You were up on the trapez but I just knocked u down

Justin wrote:If you wanna keep going, I can go foREVer
R.I.P. Rev, I miss you more then ever
You say you seek pricks out , I knew it was true
Uganda Called, said u "eat da poo poo"
The words you spit out is some decent game
But the lyrics I say put yours to shame
What I say is funny and clever 
The last time you had a good rhyme was never
So u attack me for what I like
At least I use a seat when I sit on a bike
A gay joke again, sorry, don't mean to be rude
It's just funny battle rapping a homo like you
Im so bad, u can Call me mike Vick
I won't kill ur dog but my rhymes are just as sick
As they hit ur ears you lose your breath
Feel like ur drowning to ur untimely death
Gasping for your air you lie face down
You were up on the trapez but I just knocked u down

The last time I had a good rhyme was never?
My endeavor will sever your neck like a red beverage
I pull the lever so it rains words like lyrical weather
Too clever to play tether ball when you can't get the message
You're running in circles making homoerotic jokes
What's on your mind? Anything apart from blokes?
I'll blow your house down since Mike Vick won't kill this dog
and render all you swine homeless when you're lost in the fog
I can't drown, I'm like sonic with air bubbles
I got extra time cuz when I rap my life doubles
I've got one up on you cuz you can't multiply
that zero times zero means no life, not one occupied
So work on getting a life before you invade mine
This ain't Iraq, the Cold War, or Columbine
Your back's misaligned because you will never ever stand tall
I'll always be seen from the moon like the great wall

You keep coming back, your thirsty for more?
You rhymes don't amuse me, they make me bored
My Rhymes sick as a criminal, like Jeffrey Dahmer
Blowing up your shit like the unabomber
Every rhyme I make is the illest
Dont hate on me, your just jealous
You compare yourself to the great wall
Well what goes up must eventually fall
That time is now, Words hit like a missle
Say goodbye to rapping, this is your dismissal
I'm not gay, to a woman I'm married
Talk shit about her and then you will be buried.
Your rhymes are stuck in grade 3
Mine graduated and got a degree
So now class Is in session, and your falling behind
My rhymes are just better then any you designed

Justin wrote:You keep coming back, your thirsty for more?
You rhymes don't amuse me, they make me bored
My Rhymes sick as a criminal, like Jeffrey Dahmer
Blowing up your shit like the unabomber
Every rhyme I make is the illest
Dont hate on me, your just jealous
You compare yourself to the great wall
Well what goes up must eventually fall
That time is now, Words hit like a missle
Say goodbye to rapping, this is your dismissal
I'm not gay, to a woman I'm married
Talk shit about her and then you will be buried.
Your rhymes are stuck in grade 3
Mine graduated and got a degree
So now class Is in session, and your falling behind
My rhymes are just better then any you designed

Fire your designer cuz your rhymes are bastardized
Admire my fire as it burns in my eyes
I see nothing but rubble and corrupted metaphors
You wish you were pimpin but you need better whores
You keep wanting more like a beggar's lore
You can't get enough or even close the door
This fights's over, leave while your wounds are sore
before my words gore you through like a roasting bore
Call me Vlad, I'll be glad to introduce you to my spear
Your missile misfires while I jab through your ears
And attack your brain on the way out the other side
Now you can't leave out the door cuz your head's too wide
Inflated ego is what's kept you here in the first place
Call me Ed Gein cuz I'll make your flesh decorate the entire place
I'll never be behind because I'm teaching the entire class
While you're busy being my brain-dead rug, you'll never pass

wow andy, your best rhyme yet
too bad that's as good as it gets
I still keep getting better you know it's true
after this rhyme, this game is through
cause im tired of the way you disrespect
in the words of Wu-Tang, "protect yo neck"
Im coming down hard on you like an anvil
give you a headache so you take an advil
but it doesnt stop the pain cause ill split your chest
cut you open and leave a mess
tore out your heart cause it's all you had
maybe now I don't have to hear your rhymes, so bad
my every syllable tears you down
making you look like a straight up clown
your rhymes are decent but they are not true
you do your best to lie and skew
how many times do I do this to you?
made you look silly many times, it's like deja vu

You smell like napalm cuz now there's an apocalypse
Letting the new age take control like Lang's Metropolis
I'll stay old school with Ralph, you're with Jayden
You're Lil' Wayne, and I'm Rakim, I'll be paid in
full nelson you're twice the dose of goslings
always making sound but never truly bossing
your words affect me less than punching Stephen Hawking
My lyrical terrorist brain will win like Guy Fawkes sings
Goin' historical here like you brought up the Wu-Tang
I'll go even further cuz it's hell that I'm raising
A nation of millions can't hold me back from this
So let's advance your childish game and instead play run fish
Going won't get you anywhere no more
Now it's do or die like you're walkin Christopher
One shot, that's it now, you're already lost a bet
Didn't you say that was the best that I can get?

just so everyone knows, this isn't the andy vs justin rap battle thread. you are all welcome to spit some game lol.

Rap game, you dont got none
Trying to pretend your the white rev run
Come on man, when's this gonna end
I will not give up, you cannot win
I guess if you wanna go another round
I'll just have to keep on beating you down
Raping your ears and ruining your life
"hide yo kids, hide yo wife"
Dont need to find you, I already did
In the closet, is where you hid
How much time should I really invest
Call me the exterminator cause I get rid  of pests
People like you that act like their tough
How many times till it will be enough
I bring the rhythm, treble, and bass
You keep bringing that stupid look on your face.
Just throw in the towel or wave the flag
Or at the very least, on your head wear a bag
If I were a movie I would be prestigious like black swan
You on the other hand would be that remade king kong
You can't keep up with my pace
Every rant I tell hurts your eyes like mace
So tell me kid when you gonna stop
Just made you mush and I need a mop

Call me Jake LaMotta, you'll never get me down
Throw all your punches, you'll never make the round
You're a square, but you have no point at all
instead of four, you ain't quadrilateral
You're a quadruped, you're finding it hard to stand
If we rapped our worth then I would be grand
You make no sense, at least Curtis Jackson made 50
Let's take this to the streets, the heart of the city
Where we all connect like an urban nervous system
Every word that I say will shock the world and hit them
Information comes back to the brain and I filter it
I run these streets strongly, you can't wilt for shit
King Kong rocks the top of the towers like I do the world
Even remade I stand out like a batch of pearls
You're the oyster tryin to hide my gift
But outta water in the real world these roles shall shift
You wish you were the black swan you're only the white
And I don't mean by skin tone, but the way that you write
Attack it twice but I don't mean with auto tune
or shitty quality cuz that's all you'll ever do
Right now you're stuck millin around pallet town
While I'm headin the elite four, I feel so renowned
This ain't tic tac toe, there is no cats game
This will represent us far more than our last names
Do you want to be remembered for gettin destroyed
Or for walking out smartly like a good boy
Because right now you're Meyers and I'm Tolstoy
Your words stink while I power mine with Altoids
You want to lengthen this battle ala war and peace
I'll run shit as an opera while you're stuck as grease
Try to glamour up your stench like it's show biz
In the end we all know that I'm the one that flows this

Aye whad up guy, your ryhmes look pretty fly
but look, i'm new to this game, so sorry in advance if i douse the flame
The names Josh, 4 letters, each with a unknown fame
I'm all white, just attempting to fight this fight
But all these words take flight out the mic
So you punks think your hot shit?
HA you wish, you might as well just quit while your still fit
I put the gun to your head, i'll fill it full of lead
Notice how you stand tough, but you wont put yo hands up
Appearently you ain't scared, but your shakin in your boots
I think both you pussies are in cahoots
Whats this i read about you fools and g strings?
Only two fags'll talk about these things, cmon now
I bet you both go out every night on the prowl
Lookin for a dudes ass you look and say "oh wow"
cmon man, get out the closet before your under arrest
I am the best to rep my west.

Justin wrote:

Haha, you finally cave in dude?

Josh wrote:

Justin wrote:

Haha, you finally cave in dude?

nope just took a break
i cant give up, too much at stake
he had a good rap but it doesnt matter
My rhymes are so good, they make his shatter
Ill fight this war till the bitter end
it doesnt matter if he is my friend
Ill leave him looking black and blue
flush him down the toilet like a piece of poo